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Gisele Bundchen predicts the New England Patriots’ imminent fall from grace. Coming to an NFL stadium near you next fall

MySpace New England Patriots Page has 12 friends!

MySpace. NetFlix. New England Patriots.

What do they all have in common?

Once unstoppable super powers. Followed by a serious misstep in judgment–believing they were greater than they actually were.

The Patriots’ have been exposed for what they really are.

To quote former Arizona Cardinal coach Denny Green: “They are who we thought they were.”


The New England Patriots, ladies and gentlemen. Your 2011 Super Bowl runner-ups.

The league’s 31st ranked defense. The league’s 20th ranked running game. No scary pass rush. No shutdown corners. The league’s shortest wide receivers will lose Deion Branch and Chad Ochocinco. And no longer any element of surprise with Gronkowski.

Attempting to fill all those holes with the 27th and 31st picks in April’s draft?

That’s why I’ll be the first to predict that the 2012 New England Patriots will eventually resemble the remnants of the Manning-less 2011 Indianapolis Colts.

At least they'll turn this year's bad luck into good Luck

You think I’m wicked wrong, right?

Gisele’s public rants already prove that Tom’s aura alone isn’t good enough anymore to win championships.

Supermodels only sleep with champions!

No, I’m not predicting a season crippling injury for Tom Brady. But the Patriots are one more Brady knee injury from Ryan Mallett at the helm. Do you think he’s any different than Curtis Painter?

Face it, white bread, Brady can’t do it alone. Just because the 2011 Colts were practically winless, everyone considered the Colts to be a one-man team—minus The Man(ning).

I predict that it won’t be a very graceful Fall (2012) for Tom Brady, the New England Patriots, and the Bill Belichick system.

The myth is wrong. You don’t just take any player and plug him into a system, and expect the team to never miss a step.

Yeah, the Patriots may still make the playoffs next season. But they won’t be battle-tested. They draw the NFC West in interleague play. They won’t face any of today’s elite quarterbacks like Rodgers, Brees, or Eli.

First round playoff exit by the Patriots next January 2013. And more rants by Gisele.

Got more exposure in the New York Post

After this past Super Bowl week, aren’t we all sick of the Gisele exposure? Heck, she wasn’t even this exposed in any of those CBS “Victoria Secret” runway shows.

I don’t really understand the Bundchen-Brady aura.

Would Derek Jeter ever wear a Patriots hat?

Get real! Brooklyn Decker and Andy Roddick are still a hotter couple!

Even “Extra” TV hostess Maria Menounos made good on her bet to wear a Patriot bikini on-the-air after her team lost in the Super Bowl. Where’s your Patriot loyalty, Gisele?

Props to Maria for losing with grace. Take that, Gisele!

Just like soccer…

Argentina futbol cheerleaders

and David Hasselhoff…

…I guess Gisele Bundchen is a much bigger deal overseas than she is here in the States.

What’s hot is a woman who wins her fantasy football league, Gisele!!! Maybe in August, Gisele can draft some better receivers who can catch the ball for your number one pick, Mr. Tom Brady-Bundchen.

(2/8/12)

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