Don’t cry for me, Argentina.
Because Flaming Bag of Poo still thinks chooses Barcelona soccer star Lionel Messi over your newly elected Pope Francis The First as the greatest Argentina native ever.
Besides, after watching Messi score between three AC Milan players earlier this week, Messi has at least one miracle up on Pope Francis. In fact, the Vatican should declare him “Lionel Messi The First”.
Even Diego Maradona’s “hand of God” cannot even compare to Messi’s divine skills.
Yes, don’t cry for me, Argentina.
Afterall, I still think Madonna was a perfect choice for Evita!!!
But she should have worn her Catholic school crosses from her “Like A Virgin” video.
(Yes, Flaming Bag of Poo was raised Catholic. And I’ll probably burn in Hell for this post…)