If my dreams came true this week, I would be married to Twitter goddess Anna Kendrick…
…so that Anna Kendrick and I can honeymoon together in New York while she hosts Saturday Night Live.
I’m even willing to take Anna’s name; you can call me Mr. Flaming Kendrick.
Second, if my dreams came true this week, I would be jetting back and forth between New York City and Dallas for Saturday’s 2014 NCAA Men’s Basketball Final Four at Cowboys Stadium (a/k/a AT&T Stadium)
…for either of my two alma maters (sorry UCLA and Virginia) at the 2014 NCAA Men’s Basketball Final Four in Dallas Cowboys Stadium.
Third, if my dreams came true this week, I would be chowing down on any sort of bacon-chocolate food porn…
…such as these cookies at M Street Kitchen in Santa Monica, California.
And finally, if my dreams came true this week, I would be joining GRANTLAND as staff writer.
Because anyone who loves sports dreams of getting called up to the big leagues one day.
So, don’t you want to help make my dreams happen???
Well, you’re already doing it now! Thanks for continuing to read my “Flaming Bag of Poo” sports blog.
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But still, Anna, call me, maybe?